AA meeting

The alcoholic walks into an AA meeting in town and soon everyone is coming around talking to him and introducing themselves. They ask him if he’d like a snack or some coffee and ask him his name.  He gives his name and everyone gathers around him and ask if he’s new.  Kinda he says.  They all gush with excitement and  anticipation as they ask him is he coming to join the AA ? He answers “Hell No I’m not coming here to join I’m coming here to resign !!!

Hey whadda you mean that was a fish joke are you telling me it smelt ???

This gal I’ve known since schooldays never lies about her age at our reunions she lies about her husbands age and says she’s 10 years younger than him !!!


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